Dear Mr. Obama

30 10 2008

Hello, my name is redacted.

I have been a fan of yours since you were the junior Senator from Illinois.  I’m a Washingtonian originally from Kentucky.  When I moved to the district in 2004 I rented a flat at the Meridian on Mass avenue, one of the original two new highrises built in the chinatown/gallery place redevelopment.  Residents were buzzing around telling one another that Barack Obama got an apartment upstairs, and we were very proud.  The Meridian had its share of other celebrities, the Wizards team doctor, Shamiqua Holtzclaw, and a couple rappers nobody really heard of; but day the white knight of the Democratic party moved in upstairs, we were in the tank.

We didn’t really see you much because you guys were currently getting served by the republicans on the hill.  Nsa wiretaps, gitmo, cia leaks, they were running away with the country in the name of national security.  The golden days of Bill were gone and Washington was sad and locked down tight.  Barriers of all sorts went around all kinds of buildings, it seemed like any office that was property of the people was off limits via armed guards and blast walls.  Security is undoubetly important, but it almost gave the appearance of marshal law.  We assumed the Bush family would be in for two terms since they had that really effective nationalist approach of keeping people scared.  Kerry was no candidate, and Edwards is an ambulance chaser.

On election night 2004 my friends and I were at the 9:30 club at the Rock the Vote party.  The crowd was full of ambitious progressive young dems hoping to get the worst president ever out of office.  Big tubs of campaign on ice were waiting in the hallway for the moment Ohio would turn blue on the bigscreen.  We fell silent around 2 am when it turned solid red.  A few people actually cried.  It was a tough loss to take, and going home felt like the walk of shame.  Loud republican motorcades were all over the city late that night and It was hard to sleep.

Over the course of the next few days the buzz was that you were suiting up to run in the primary next time around, and that gave us hope.  Hope that somebody would fix the mess and vacate bush policy.  Hope the next president would actually be “OF” the people and “FOR” the people.  Not a rich businessman or a chump that married any heiress.  We wanted a guy who went to the gym at Wash Sports Center Chinatown, and ran his ass off on those stair climbing machines.  If I had went to the gym more often instead of watching daily show reruns I could have worked out with Barack Obama.  You really did a good job of acting normal despite everybody in the gym is looking at you.  No SS troops to keep people from saying hello, when people approached you always said “hello.”  That’s one of the reasons I’m such a fan, you always spoke to me and one once loaned me a quarter at the Gatorade machine because I was short.  Definitely in the tank.

I stopped going to that gym but have told the story many times.  Currently I am a student at the University of Kentucky, I had to leave Washington for a couple years but am moving back when I graduate.  I know most people are having a hard time finding work due to the current economic situation, but if Washington is under democratic control things will improve. I would like to do PR for candidates, maybe become someones press secretary.  Perhaps you could direct me to someone that needs help and actually pays.

You have a big week ahead of you.  You have ran a very honest and sincere campaign and have done a better than average job of explaining what the plan is.  People follow you when you talk, perhaps its the law prof in you, but it works.  This morning on the way to class some people found a chickenshit redneck display of social ignorance, it was a dummy with an Obama mask hanging from a tree.  The school president got all hot and bothered over it and is offering a personal apology to you and your family.  He would really like to tell you in person if the situation warranted.  Frankly I think a speaking engagement at the university would be a wise idea, you haven’t came to Kentucky a single time since you announced your run.  I understand our 8 votes usually turn red weeks before a presidential election, but this place is greatly misunderstood and we have lots of swing voters.  Our voters will vote for a yellow dog democrat if you prop him up, just not usually for a presidential election.  However it could still earn you an extra slate of voters, and send a big “F-you” to the morons that hung up the dummy.

I wish you luck and pray for a fair election.  Please repair the extensive damage done in the past eight years.  You do realize you will have two wars, possible cold war, deficit, bad economy, and shitty traffic around the beltway to deal with before your term would even start.  Don’t forget you are the white knight, and we have very high hopes.  Madeye Moody says “Constant Vigilance” and thats good advice for anybody.  If you win it will show real progress in America, the kind that makes us proud to be Americans again.

Come to Kentucky, I owe you a quarter

Redacted





Crashing the Gate, the impact of webroots organization

23 10 2008

This book was first printed in February 2006, during the peak of the Bush administration’s failed policies.  Public opinion was at an all time low following the collapse of government response during hurricane Katrina.  The authors admit they are mad as hell about the current state of the country, and the republican led bush administration.  This was also addressed to the failed campaign of John Kerry to take back the white house.  The book is essentially a critique on bad habits and bad ideas of the old guard of the Democratic party.  It should be considered a how-to instruction manual for the DNC and all future campaigns.  Democrats must have taken note, because the current Obama campaign is a great example of the methods suggested by Armstrong and Moulitsas.  Obama’s has used technology to dominate in the polls on the Democratic ticket.  They emphasize internet based campaigns and their effectiveness.  Technology improves every month, and Obama’s people have been keeping up pace. There is only a few weeks before the 2008 election, and reflecting on the ideas of Armstrong and Moulitsas, the Dems have came together as a unified party headed to the White House.  Smart campaigning from the roots up this time has given way to the mainstream acceptance of Obama as President.  This must be partially due to his successful online networking.

The book addresses the underlying problems within the Democratic party and how bad strategy looses elections. But before we address specifics we need to recognize the components of today’s Democrats. This “catch all” party consists of so many self serving, single issue voters, that it’s the definition of factional politics.  The subsequent inner-party fighting weakens our national voice.  We may be the party of Roosevelt, but our lack of a common platform is the hole in our bucket.  We are made up of several smaller groups of people.  Feminists, environmentalists, peace activists, gay rights advocates, minority groups, Hippies, and hockey moms.  We are a party of citizen interest groups.  We often lack a common denominator to be united in our campaigns.  Unfortunately we must exist in a two party system, there is no practical way to create a new party, we must work with what we have.

The authors are progressive watchdog bloggers who have a huge reader base.  They have watched their party loose the last few elections and became proactive instead of bitter.  Initially they  examine the first six years of the Bush administration’s failed policies.  Explaining how this further divided our country and harbored resentment by voters. Many were still brooding over the 2000 election when they lost again in 2004. We have since watched our country “go so far right we don’t even recognize it.” The recent economic panic is rightfully being dropped in the lap of the republican party. We have high unemployment and rising costs of goods, all of this coupled with stagflation among the middle class has led to a calls for action.

There are several hotly contested Senate races next month and many republican Senators are in danger of losing their seats to democratic challengers. Anyone tied to the Bush White House is tainted and seen by many as part of the problem. John McCain’s presidential bid has been accurately framed by the national media and netroots groups as another 4 years of failed Bush policy. Never before has the incumbent party had to campaign against their own in a general election. Traditionally the incumbent president helps campaign for his party’s nominee; the RNC and McCain have made a conscience effort to avoid Bush, whom wasn’t even present at the republican national convention.

Politicians have been trying to earn the youth vote since George McGovern was running against the Nixon Youth.  Liberal democrats are always expected to turn out in droves from college campuses across the country to swing the momentum of the election.  They never came.

Until now the youth vote has been a fantasy hope that has yet to deliver substantial results, or have any real effect on the outcome.  The medium of internet has actually brought college students to the forefront of this years election.  A real webroots movement has picked up momentum and brought the democratic party together and energize the base.  Young Dem meetings have given students an equal platform and an effective medium to make their voices heard. Even though moral was down the mindset is that It must get better.

By 2006 the Republicans were going down in flames amid gay sex scandals, and frustration over the war.  In the midterm elections Dems took back the House and Senate, while we watched the swift boat ads and John Kerry destroy his election hopes. Dick Chaney claimed that voting for a Democrats would trigger another terrorist attack. Months before Bush’s reelection there was some outlandish talk about postponing the elections until the war stabilized.

In the past six months we have seen the Obama campaign utilize virtually every available technology to connect with voters. Facebook, MySpace, Twitter, Second Life, Iphone applications, blogs. As the list of emerging technologies grows, they have become the new way of reaching voters. This transition from the old way of internet and its impersonal web forums of the 90’s is dead technology. The social networking sites allow for two way communication between friends, and create a good base for a candidate. The book explains that only utilization of all available technologies will help get the party back in the hands of the people. Armstrong and Moulitsas credit Howard Dean with starting the webroots movement, and building an online following. Campaign donations that were sent in from private individuals during Dean’s 2003 presidential campaign surprised the old guard in the Democratic Party. They had become accustomed to working large donations out of corporations instead of relying on individuals. They were quick to embrace this new technology to raise campaign dollars, but didn’t see the true value of its potential and it quickly lost steam.

After publication Crashing the Gate became the how-to manual of the resistance. Bloggers took responsibility into their own hands instead of waiting on the professional election losers at the DNC to put together a game plan. There is an entire chapter devoted to the worst consultants that keep getting hired by democrats to run loosing campaigns. Here is an excerpt from the Civil War chapter:

“The netroots activist, much like the new generation of grassroots activist, is fiercely partisan, fiercely multi-issue, and focused on building a broader movement. It’s not an ideological movement-there is actually very little, issue-wise, that unites most modern party activists except, perhaps opposition to the Iraq War. The days when party “leaders” could hand down edicts from above to be carried out by pliant followers are long gone. We are educated, informed, up on current events, and speak our minds, and therefore are not susceptible to falling in line and goose-stepping to autocratic drummers-inside or outside the movement.

The Obama campaign managers have reached out to actually bring new voters into the fold. Obama’s Facebook and MySpace accounts track his daily schedule and have millions of online friends who all receive updates from the candidate. With this two-way communication it makes it easy for people to understand the issues and learn about their candidate. McCain has social networking accounts as well but doesn’t utilize them or give status updates in the same frequency that Barack does. One of the best examples of using technology is the applications for Iphone, if you have an Iphone you can download the Support Obama app. It puts an icon on your menu, and gives you live updates from the campaign trail with polling data. Brilliant. Another forward thinking idea was the announcement of Biden for VP via text message the minute it was announced. This created suspense among the party loyal, and established a contact to a supporter. All of these ideas are cheaper and more effective than TV ads, which is something the Democrats have relied on far too long. Getting the base excited guarantees votes in November

The authors complain the progressive institutions and policy centers needs to pay equal to the conservative think tanks.  One reason the GOP has been so successful with unified talking points is they pay very well.  Liberal institutions usually offer unpaid internships and employment from non-profit groups.  If the DNC would unite their autonomous agencies and help fund them it would deliver an influx of high quality people. Better pay would enable interns to eat, and keep new hires from leaving to the more lucrative private sector.  Being able to move out of a shoebox apartment and paying back your student loans is sometimes more important than “the cause.”

Traditionally the republican party has been programed to identify with a simple ideology: Low taxes, moral issues, pro life, and family values have been their strategy to appeal to a wider range of voters. The days of preaching small government have given way to the biggest privatization of government services, and cost plus spending contracts that contribute to the deficit.  The GOP utilize daily talking points coming from their conservative think tanks like the Heritage foundation, to control what makes the news.  These institutions pay employees better and therefore attract some of the best and brightest. The GOP learned to run their party like a business. In comparison, the Dems organize with all the ferociousness of a citizens watch association.  The real attraction created around the republicans was their ability to enlist working poor rural voters on a moral values platform.  They need only mention loss of second amendment rights to get the dust stirred up by those who identify themselves as patriotic, religious, family people; that don’t believe their party is financed by corporations.

The party is on the eve of a great victory, and this time we are more organized and on the same page with one another.  The diversity of our party is part of its greatness, the netroorts effort that has came out in support of Obama has been huge.   The vertical integration we have seen since the Democratic primaries helps us run more efficiently as a people. Our loose collection of constituents with different issues has been streamlined and everyone is behind our man-Barak Obama. The quality of candidate is just as responsible for uniting a nation of informed and concerned citizens. The diverse party of every color, creed, and sex that can start rebuilding the future of our country.





Found Racism

22 10 2008

This is the headline photo from today’s drudge report

"Landslide like Reagan" is the caption on drudge report

The caption: “Landslide like Regan”

A black and white photo with mostly black people in it.

I think they are only using this to create a generally dark image associated with the election, maybe even show a “laying on of hands” as an extremist religion movement.





Sarah Palin charges Alaskan taxpayers for Kid’s travel

22 10 2008

Remember when Ernie Fletcher used the Kentucky’s state plane to make campaign stops?  It was legal if what he was doing was official business, so he made several ribbon cutting ceremonies along the trail.  Governors in other states have came under fire for improper use of state assets, or misuse of the general fund.

Why does the entire Palin family go out on the campaign trail together?  And the gossip of the day is that Alaska is paying for the Palin kid’s travel expenses.

Here it is my moment of zen:

reported from CNN:

Palin has charged the state $21,012 for her three daughters’ 64 one-way and 12 round-trip commercial flights since she took office in December 2006. She also has charged the state for hotel rooms for the girls.

Huffington Post

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LasVegasSun

FauxNews

I can’t believe it took this long before someone noticed the trip charges.  Tomorrow she might hold her first press conference, denouncing this as “regular liberal media attacks” and claim family is off limits.  Well Sarah, your not allowed to use the checkbook with the long checks in it for whatever you want.  Maybe you could blame it on your executive assistant, say you had no idea how plane tickets are paid for.





EA sports, Obamas in the game!

20 10 2008

This year we’ve seen the Obama camp using new technologies to reach voters.  Twitter, Facebook, Myspace, blogs, and Iphone applications are the new “webroots” approach to politics.  Even the announcement of Biden for VP was sent via text message to supporters, before it was made public.  Just when you thought the man was communicating on every electronic medium, he finds another way.

9 different games have Obama advertisements of some degree.  Electronic Arts has 9 different titles containing Obama campaign ads, the biggest title is Madden 09.  The marking firm responsible for introducing politician to end product is Massive Inc.  They allegedly approached the McCain people about doing similar ads but either didnt see the appeal, or didnt have the money to buy the spots.  The Dems are the only people you see cluttering the digital sidelines of games your paying $60+ dolallars for.

screenshot from Burnout 2 on Xbox 360

screenshot from Burnout Paradise on Xbox 360

Sources say the Obama camp has ad contracts for 9 different games.  The biggest deal is with EA sports.  Video game advertising has been around since the Nintendo, but campaign advertisements are uncharted waters.  The closest a politician usually gets to a game is proposing legislation to block game content.  The Grand Theft Auto series has been the straw man of many politicians stumping for votes of parents.  Second Life has been of interest this year, Ron Paul’s people built an entire virtual headquarters on the grid of Second Life.  Mark Warner of Virginia created an avatar and held a virtual press conference during his campaign.

I can see it now, a Sarah Palin unlockable character in Cabelas’ Big Game Hunter.

Advertisements in games can create negative opinions of the product if they take too much attention from the game itself.  More than one videogame has been ruined by Coke, Pepsi, or Yum! in years past. Obama needs to closely monitor where, and how his ads are placed in these games.  The billboard ad seen above is clever and the obvious choice for a driving game.  Searching on the internet the only images I have found is the ad from Burnout Paradise.  Madden 09 allegedly has more Obama spots, it will be interesting to see if they are posters on sidelines of the field, or maybe commercial breaks between quarters during the game.  The Microsoft’s Xbox Live browser would be another opportunity for banner ads, and voters would not have to buy a particular game to see your spots.

This is an interesting new way to get your point across to that demographic of people who spend free time gaming.  It could possibly add authenticity to a game, since Obama signs are everywhere in real life, its only fitting. Futher down the road if he decides to pass legistlation restricting game content, it would be very insulting to the type of voter he’s trying to get through to, this is the definition of a single issue voter.





What the Hell are you writing McCain?

16 10 2008

In all three debates you scratch down notes while Obama is talking;  Its as predictable as you calling the audience “friends.”  You sit awkwardly in your seat while fumbling with a Sharpie and legal pad.  Did you forget you have at least 10 people backstage writing down everything you say? What brilliant flash of recollection comes over you that compels you to feverishly scribble?

We can hear the Sharpie in Obama’s microphone while he’s responding to your half-assed accusations that lately have been ending with an:  “I can prove it too!”

We (your friends) have observed you take notes with all the grace of a southpaw with a broken wing.  You scratch around with your Sharpie while trying to keep three or four pages from blowing under the a/c.  Its an annoying distraction when the other candidate is talking.  Perhaps you might try winking at the moderator.  It wont provide you with a record of your Eureka moments, but it would really inject some change in an otherwise mundane debate. Quit jerking around and spend your last public campaign money on a trip home (choose between any of your 13 homes) and call it a season.

You did your best considering your friend and incumbent president made sure no Republican will get back in that office for at least 8 years. He will be remembered as the worst ever and no rational republican really wants to follow that act.

The Heritage Foundation did it’s best, stand down Lieutenent and let the better man take the helm.  Support the new President from your Congressional seat and use all your know-how to fix the eastern end of Pennsylvania ave.





Quit your life and go back to school

1 10 2008

Tyler Durden says that “Its only after we lost everything that were free to do anything”

Yes, thats what I did.  A few steps falling backward, to make a big step forward.

Sounds more poetic than what it really is I can assure you.  One day my wife came home and simply said “its over”  After Five years together.  I had moved hundreds of miles from home, sold off all my assets, and dropped out of my sophomore year of college, so she could take a federal job in DC.

With more in common with the Beverly Hillbillies, than Legally Blonde, the transition to Washington was a move all it’s own.  Every material possession in the back of a Uhaul 535 miles over the rainy mountain roads of West Va.  Leaving the green suburbs of Lexington to a 1 bedroom apartment on Massachusetts ave. overlooking Chinatown.  Two 23 year olds and one surly cat, inside 650 sq. feet.  We were greeted by the panhandlers every time we walked into or out of the lobby of the apartment building, at least two loud motorcades went by in any evening, I was a long way from home.

Months turned into years, and new friends came into the picture, almost all of which I still talk to.  As time went on I had learned to love the District, my habbit of driving back to Ky every month had ended.  Home is where you make it, and the experiences and quality of life the city has to offer is as unique as it is awesome.  Perfectly happy, oblivious to the fact that our settled way of life was getting ready to get blown to hell.  When all your expectations and life as you know it ends, the series of decisions you make next will dictate how you will come out of the situation.

Here’s what I did:

Move uptown to Adams Morgan, way fucking better than the ghetto, Georgetown wannabe known as Chinatown.  I moved into an efficency on Calvert street beside the Rock Creek Park.  I knew many of my neigbors and got to enjoy the cafes and shopped locally in my neighborhood.  The strip of entertainment was only a short stroll across the Duke Ellington bridge onto the top of 18th street where you are greeted or maybe horrified of the scene that unfolds.  20-30 bars, with resturaunts stuck in between in converted old rowhouses that are painted at series of pastel colors.  People of EVERY nationality running amuck in drugged and drunken debachary, it was glorious.  You could look over and be drinking beside the entire staff of Senator “moral majority”, or notice which interns have been to the bathroom seven times an hour.  The drug fueld atmosphere and the phenomenon that the eclectic collection of awesome people in Adams Morgan can only truely be expericed first hand.  The revelers stay very well liquored up, and the row of bars made ANY night of the week look like Mardis Gras.

Drunken crazyness was not always present in that neighborhood.  During the day it is the network of shops, jobs, and stores, residents use daily.  There are schools, gas stations, and offices, come to think of it I dont recall any churches being very nearby.

Living on my own as a bachelor in DC for a year, helped get my self esteem back.  I had a great job doing what I loved, but still was not satisfied.  I didnt like making someone else rich, while working for a percentage of my own profit.  So one day after much deliberation I said FUCK IT.  Im going back to college, I found that glass ceiling, it was everywhere, I knew that a piece of diploma paper was supposed to minimalize this.  Why not go back to the University of Kentucky?  Finish where I started.

So now as Im typing this fine polished turd, I wonder when I graduate next semester will I actually feel complete?  WIll a diploma bring a cynical asshole happyness?  I have learned alot about myself and dont think I could have left the commission sales business at any better time.  I was a poor student filing 0’s on tax returns a year before this terrible economic cloud-o-shit settled on top of the American economy and started raining turds.  My friends whom have graduated since I’ve been back are having near-impossible times finding a place in the workforce.  I wonder if I am to face the same fate this coming May?

The bottom line is: If you shave everyday and don’t age too badly you can manage to walk to class in a crowd of 300 19 year olds and they wont know your acually 30.  I’ve been practicing my moonwalk across the graduation stage, and I sadly realize that nobody except the faculty will know what the fuck I’m doing.